My mother loves Oprah Winfrey.

Oprah likes to give things to people. Some of those things might be stupid and unnecessary ideas.

A rags to filthy riches story can be a wonderful thing, but let's not go off the deep end folks!

Jessica Seinfeld, supposedly wife of Jerry Seinfeld (of Seinfeld), supposedly cannot get her kids to eat regular ol' food. So, she wrote a book on how to sneak regular ol' food into kids.

She purees some vegetables and mixes minute quantities into desserts.

Hello?

Would you, as an intelligent human being, admit that you couldn't feed regular ol' food into a kid? For how many thousands of years have children been eating vegetables, etc.? All 11 Walton kids managed to live after eating just regular ol' food right out in the open.

My mother was so impressed with this idea of tricking children into eating desserts containing smidgens of vegetables, that she proclaimed Jessica Seinfeld a genius. So I asked my mother, "How did you manage to get us to eat our vegetables as kids?"

My mother's response: "I don't know, you just ate them!"

Helllooooooooo? Because that is what we were given!

And, to this day I love vegetables the best.

I know I won't win anyone over here, I won't even try. But rest assured, if you are feeding your kids hidden foods everyday, a bunch of people are laughing at your stupidity. And your kids are not going to sneak vegetables into their own undeveloped senses of taste later in life. You understand that, right? They will just eat sweets and fats because they never developed beyond that stage.

But hey, you won.