I just received my order from Oriental Trading Company! Woot!

If I were the kind of person who stole delivery packages from people's front porches while they were at work, I'd be pretty ticked if I risked jail by swiping someone's Oriental Trading Company order.

Oriental Trading Company sells things like glow in the dark bracelets, paper goods in party themes, paper luau pineapples, fake eyeballs and the like. Stuff you never knew you needed.

Carnival prizes and tickets, pirate hats, goodie bags, themed rubber duckies.

Beanie-type stuffed animals by the gross! Pinatas!

If you buy enough crap, you get free shipping. Good thing, too because they included two pounds of catalogs in with my order. I'd be pissed to pay the extra shipping for catalogs of more crap!

Of course, the stuff I ordered wasn't crap. It was cute and necessary! Aaaargh, Matey!