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View Article  Nasty razor-toothed pets

I'm up rather late tonight, and I noticed that something was setting off the motion activated lighting in the backyard. So, I looked out the window and, joy of joys, there is a possum back there, wandering all about the yard like some sort of fur-covered robotic vacuum device.

I did a Google search on "possum as pet" and quite a few hits came back. Well, about 372,000. One of the results on the first page was a message board.

If you've ever seen a possum close up, or even out the window, you can see that they are disgusting. Not that I would ever hurt one, but yuck. Razor sharp teeth, pinkish eyes, and that naked rat-type tail. They eat snakes!

Anyway, someone on the possum message board was surprised that the possum they ordered from a "reputable breeder" was not "cute and cuddly". And it drooled a lot. And the person wondered if the animal needed to go to the vet due to the drooling.

If you are going to take on exotic/wild animal ownership, maybe you ought to do some reading first. I would advise that route, rather than mail-ordering an animal from a breeder and then being surprised that the wild animal is not "cute and cuddly" and that it exhibited a fear-response (drooling) all the time in its new home.

Furthering my impression that people who may buy a possum may be weak in the head, someone replied to feed the possum pizza. That sounds good to me, take a wild marsupial that has complex needs, and feed it Italian food.

'Nite!

View Article  Oriental Trading Company: THE source for cheap gew gaws

I just received my order from Oriental Trading Company! Woot!

If I were the kind of person who stole delivery packages from people's front porches while they were at work, I'd be pretty ticked if I risked jail by swiping someone's Oriental Trading Company order.

Oriental Trading Company sells things like glow in the dark bracelets, paper goods in party themes, paper luau pineapples, fake eyeballs and the like. Stuff you never knew you needed.

Carnival prizes and tickets, pirate hats, goodie bags, themed rubber duckies.

Beanie-type stuffed animals by the gross! Pinatas!

If you buy enough crap, you get free shipping. Good thing, too because they included two pounds of catalogs in with my order. I'd be pissed to pay the extra shipping for catalogs of more crap!

Of course, the stuff I ordered wasn't crap. It was cute and necessary! Aaaargh, Matey!