I really identified with Bob's xtreme citrus.

While I was out for my morning constitutional 'round the neighborhood, I spotted this EXTREME basketball hoop.

What is extreme about it? Is it made of extreme pressboard? Was it extremely expensive? It is situated extremely in the street, so I suppose it is extremely breaking some extreme law, but other than that it seems to be extremely similar to every other extremely portable basketball hoop in the neighborhood, even in that it is extremely unused.

I could probably steal this in the extreme darkness of night and it would be an extremely long time before anyone noticed.