You gotta love this. Be sure to read the whole story and all the comments!

"I want to know why the person did it," Jemeka Garcia said Thursday. "That's kind of a horrible prank. And what if some kid gets it" as a valentine?

I don't know. The world will end, maybe?

"I'll bet Plankton was behind this."

"Maybe this is a special Minstrel SpongeBob in honor of Black History Month"

"It's Spongebob's friend. Spongejones Groovypants."

Note the requisite lawsuit prep! I heart America!