Not quite a Virgin Mary crying real tears in a bathtub grotto (ask me about Roadside America later), but while slicing a frozen block of mozarella with one of those wire cheese cutters earlier earlier tonight, this happened. 

God must be smiling on Texas for something like this to occur.

I'll admit that I stabbed part of Oklahoma with a toothpick and ate it, but basically, God gave us this cool piece o'cheese.

Chim Chim, the ancient black gerbil, ate the evidence, so don't come beating a path to our back door right now.