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Paris Sez: What is Wal-Mart?... 'Cause, like, they sell wall stuff?

Anyone who knows me knows that I hate Wal-Mart.  Fortunately, I have an awesome husband who supports me in my boycott of the world's largest corporation!  It is my life's ambition to spread the word about Wal-Mart.

I haven't shopped at Wal-Mart in several months now, and I can't say that I have been paying more for anything.  What I do notice is the tremendous increase in quality of the items that I bring into our home.  And, I have more time too, since I do not wait in line for hours on end anymore to pay for melted ice cream, etc.

People have got to realize that price isn't everything anyway.  Time is money.  Dignity is worth a lot.  Getting a shopping cart without dirty kleenexes in it is priceless.

Hey Walmart:

I want to know why I can buy an HP printer/scanner/copier at 11:30 at night but I cannot return it at 10:30 at night.

I want to know why you have that many registers when, even on Christmas eve, you only have five cashiers on duty.

I want to know why the world's largest corporation can't keep piddle off the ladies room toilet seats.

I want to know why the Honey Bunches of Oats with dried strawberry chunks costs more than the kind without, even though there is less cereal in the box.

Are Grape Nuts really just road gravel?

Do the Waltons still have Ol' Roy's coon dog descendants or have they upgraded to poodles and whatnot now that they are all billionaires?

Are there poodles out there who would actually eat a dog food called "Ol' Roy"?

How many days should a package of meat sit in the electronics department before it is marked down for quick sale?

Well, I'd like to hear what they have to say to that!