Today, David and I went for our occasional daily walk.

While walking on the road that bisects the golf course, we admired the large groups of men driving around in carts. I saw one guy taking a whiz through the fence when he thought no one was looking.

David said to me, "If golf is a sport, then those guys are athletes".

That was funny. 'Cause think about it: In what other sport do the players drive around in low powered cars, use a porta potty and drink beer?