Have you all seen the commercials for the Hungry Man XXL frozen dinners?
This is the most blatant double standard I have ever seen in my life!
Two men are comparing their last meal. One has had something "girly" like a "watercress tea sandwich" or "quiche", while the other has had a Hungry Man XXL frozen dinner.
Oh! Did I mention that both of the men are FAT?
I don't mean pleasingly plump. I mean lard bucket big jeans break the sofa springs fat.
These are fat guy dairy cows. The slogan is, believe it or not, "It's good to be full".
Is it good to be lonely? Is it good to die at 30?
The people at Hungry Man claim that these frozen dinners are 1-1/2 pounds of food like you would find at a sports bar - so, deep fried greasy junk that you would select if you were drunk.
Can you imagine making a commercial like that featuring women who are overweight? "Hey big women! Pig out!" Yeah right. It is major news when Oprah gains or loses five pounds. And, I know this even though I have never in my life watched Oprah.
Watch out men, we don't like fat dudes anymore than you like fat chicks. Unless we are drunk. And you aren't eating this in a bar, you're eating this on your couch, in your living room.
Lay off the Hungry Man XXL. Your car is leaning to the left.
When God has a job on the side, you know things are tough.