I don't know what "meaningless weight" is, do you?

Have you ever seen Dr. Greg Cynaumon hawking his Cortaslim on TV?

He advises to "stop weighing yourself everyday - you'll make yourself crazy." Then he says that those other diets just make you lose "meaningless weight".

At first we thought he was saying "nameless weight". It just made zero sense. All weight has a name: blubber, water, beer gut, and so on! But then we figured out what the heck he was saying.

I don't have anything on my body that I would call "meaningless weight". All my weight means something to me. It may mean that I ate too much ice cream or too much creme brulee. Maybe I was into the cheese, butter and salami again. Although I would be glad to lose an extra leg, arm or butt cheek (or if I had an extra head) or something to fit in a size 7 again, I wouldn't call any current body parts "meaningless".

From what I've read on internet searches, Dr. Cynaumon used to be a police officer and bought a diploma from a nonexistent school, but what do I know? It is just what I've read.

Isn't Cynaumon a weird name, by the way?

Someone asked me if I actually try any of these products I gripe about. Well of course not! It just boggles my mind what the American public will believe!