I find Spongebob a little strange, and sitting on him does not sound like a good idea.

I saw a Spongebob insulated lunch kit at Linens N Things. He seems a little bit pervy to me... for a sponge.

Remember when cartoon characters used to be animals and people? Then came the Brave Little Toaster. We have scads of Veggie Tales tapes with Bob the Tomato and Larry the Cucumber, supported by a cast including scallions and peas. And then I saw this:


Bobby Q. The Magic Talkin' Grill

The ad states, more than 50 phrases. If my appliances could talk, they would really only need one phrase - Clean me!

This was laying on the dryer, waiting for me the other day:


I am not sure why, but apparently I am the authority on animal droppings in our home. I do have to give my husband credit as he did venture a guess as to the type of animal that would commit such an act on my dryer.

When I was in my early twenties, I worked for a rather rude woman. She told me once that I was rodent-like, I think it was supposed to be an insult.

Last night we went to a "leftovers" party at the home of some friends. But, the party is not until tonight. Whoops! They weren't home when we arrived, but my husband called from his cell phone, so it isn't as though we got away without them knowing that I can't read a simple invitation.